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Howard said he's not sure why a rehearsal is going on around other people. Robin said they told Alec that it was a cold gun which means it's unloaded. Robin said you've never been on a set because they have a prop person to handle that. He said you have to follow a protocol to make sure they're empty. He said you have to check for yourself to make sure that it's clear. He said you don't know if it was actually emptied or not. He said you never trust that someone has emptied a gun for you. He said he's not sure if this is true or not but the one rule about shooting a gun is you never point one at someone for any reason. He said evidently they were saying that this was Alec rehearsing in a corner. He said a lot of the things you read are wrong. Howard said when they were talking over the weekend they didn't know all the details. Robin said she read that they were pointing guns at the camera and that's what they say happened there. Howard said he's not sure what goes on there. He said he's not sure what there is to say. He said he feels horrible for all involved. Howard said the big news over the weekend was the news about Alec Baldwin accidentally shooting the director of photography on the set of his movie.

Howard said he has Robin's book on a shelf and he has the page dog eared so he can get to that anal sex part easily. He said this whole show is a big fuck you to everyone. She said it's the consequences to other people that bothers her. She said she's glad she's an example of a person who has overcome a lot.

Robin said that she's not sure what she would do. Howard said his favorite part was the anal sex part of the book. Howard said he didn't know she had regrets. She said she always promised that she would get back at them and she did. Robin said she is upset that she had to do a big ''fuck you'' to her parents. Howard asked if she regrets that she wrote that book. She said she told him and he realized that she was Robin. Robin said she was out to dinner once with the two of them and he had to ask who she was to her mother. Robin said that was the Alzheimer's period. Howard said her dad was on the show a long time ago. Robin said it was very interesting how that came back to him. He said she's little miss honest over there. Howard said she should have done what he did and printed a different book than what he put out. She said it was interesting that he put all of that together with his Alzheimer's. She said that one day he just said ''You didn't have to tell everybody.'' She said she turned to him and said he didn't have to do it and there wouldn't be a book. She said her mother was very angry about it but her father who was supposed to have Alzheimer's would sit there in a chair. Robin said when she wrote her book she sent her parents a copy to read and she said she'd talk to them about it. Howard said they were talking about Tony Bennett who has Alzheimer's but he can still go out and sing. Howard said you used to be senile but now it's Alzheimer's. Howard said if he ever does anything wrong he'll just say he has Alzheimer's. He said if you're accused of stealing money from burn victims and orphans you can just say you have Alzheimer's and you get away with it. He said that he didn't get to know anything but he did find that she's nasty.

Howard said he knows everyone is talking about Andy Cohen and if he hit it with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills special with Erika Jayne.

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He said he knows his mother didn't know how to do that. He said he remembers watching his dad doing that. Fred played clips of Howard's father talking about ''proper modulation.'' Howard said his day may be the only one who knows about that because he studied physics. Howard started the show talking about how exciting this is and how his microphone is open and he's broadcasting.

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